Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thanksgiving
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Geo Challenge
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Broken Heel = Broken Heart
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
That was easy...
Yesterday I got suckered into attending an office supply cost analysis with our new Staples account manager. I was so bored out of my mind during this meeting, that I was contemplating faking an IT emergency to get out of it. As I was watching this man eagerly guide us through the idiot proof ordering website, I started to really resent myself for agreeing to attend the meeting. I finally perked up with he said "and last, but not least..." I knew he was wrapping up... thank god! But then the most wonderful thing happened. Out of his logo embroidered Staples briefcase came a red Staples "That was easy" button!!! I can't remember the last time I was so excited. Uncontrollable shrieking, some shaking and possibly even some tears. As my friend Dorothy and I have discussed, tt's a dual purpose addition to my desk. I use it as both an object of zen centering when I feel stressed. Something about hearing the little man inside the button tell me that it was easy calms me down more than anything. Also, when my coworkers are being annoying, all I have to do it push my easy button and they cringe.
So, long story (somewhat) short, I must say thank you to Staples... it truly was easy!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Ibuprofen
I love ibuprofen. I feel about ibuprofen the way the dad in My Big Fat Greek Wedding felt about Windex. Have a headache? Sore muscle? Sprained ankle? Tooth bothering you? Pop some ibuprofen, and in about 10 minutes, you'll have relief. About 3 days out of every month, I live on the stuff. It seems to be the only thing that keeps me from wanting to curl up into a ball and openly weep. Lately, I've been concerned about the long term effects of my pill popping problem. I understand it can do damage to my liver, but considering I don't drink very often, I've decided that I'll be okay. I just felt the need to share the glory that is ibuprofen with the loving blog world. Also, you can thank ibuprofen for bringing me back to the land of the living today :)
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
1095 Days
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Mid-Morning Snack
This morning I was sitting at my desk and my stomach started growling at me. This isn’t a particularly extraordinary occurrence on a Wednesday morning, as I generally eat a ton of crap on Tuesday night at synagogue. However, today, my tummy was clearly telling me to put something nutritious. Having few options for a quick snack, I headed to the Starbucks in the lobby of my building. I ordered my caramel macchiato and then looked into the refrigerated food section. I had every intention of buying my usual fruit, yogurt and granola parfait, but my attention quickly turned to the new Power Protein Plate. It is a little box with a hard boiled egg, red grapes, apples, a mini whole wheat bagel, cheddar cheese and peanut butter. I decided that it was worth a shot, since everything in it sounded health and delicious – a rare combination in my world. I handed it to the cashier and gave her my card, paying little attention to the total price. I brought it up to my desk and began enjoying its contents. It was just as delectable as I anticipated, but halfway through my mini bagel, I noticed the price tag on the box. Those bastards are charging $4.95 for 5 grapes, 2 slices apple, a couple wedges of cheese, a itty bitty packet of peanut butter and an egg! I can’t really blame anyone but myself, because I didn’t pay enough attention to the price. What I did decide, is that I can make my on Power Protein Plate for around the same cost, only mine will
- Apples are about $2.00 per pound, and 1 pound is about 4 apples. 4 apples cut into slices would give me about 24 slices. At 3 slices per day that’s 8 days of apple snacks.
- 36 Mini Bagels are $4.66 at Costco, which would last me almost 2 months at 5 per work week.
- A 2 pound block of sharp cheddar is $11.65 at Sam’s Club, which would likely last me a lifetime at 4 wedges per day.
- Grapes are $5.86 for 3 pounds, which would last about a month.
- 18 Eggs are $2.29 at Sam’s club, which would last, duh, 18 days.
- I have a bit of an addiction to peanut butter, and I already have a Costco jar in my drawer, so there is no cost incurred there.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Wakeup Call
This morning I arrived at work as I do any other day. I went into the kitchen to put my lunch in the fridge, and our director of Tax walked in to make himself a cup of coffee. He made a joke about my Halloween costume and then harassed me about the plethora of microwaves we currently have in the office. We made small talk and he said he wasn’t going to be in the office today because he was attending a continuing education course at the Seattle Sheridan. It was a nice, normal morning at team Brighton Jones. About an hour later, the phone rang in the office and one of my co-workers, Terri, answered the call. It was the security guard from the
Monday, November 3, 2008
Auntie Caca
Yesterday I went to Jenny and Aaron’s after teaching Sunday school. My nickname is Auntie Quackie, but that’s a lot to ask a 22 month old boy to say. When Aaron woke up from his nap, Jenny asked him who was coming. Of course, he first guessed “Gamma,” because my mom is his favorite person on earth besides Jenny. He then guessed “Caca,” which is me. Somehow over the last few months, Quackie has turned into Caca. The highlight of the day for me was when Jenny asked Aaron if he wanted to go play with Caca. Granted, if I had a choice, Caca wouldn’t be my first choice for a nickname. Luckily, it falls in line behind several other not-so-appealing names including, but not limited to: Hack, Hachie, HackeySack, Japster, Jappy, Yappy, Tubby, Wacky, and Smacky. So you see, in comparison, Caca isn’t out of place with the long list of delightful nicknames. And honestly, it’s pretty stinkin’ cute when he says it, so I’ll take it… not like I have a choice in the matter.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Not So Lazy Weekend
I have been so busy the last month with work, volunteering at the temple, and just life in general, that my house is in desperate need of TLC. I am not a neat and tidy person by nature, so it takes a lot of effort for me to keep things in order. Paul used to be on the same boat as I am with the cleanliness, but somewhere along the lines, he became a wee bit of a neat freak. So every few weeks as I get farther behind on my "chores," Paul and I have a bit of a tiff over cleaning, which stinks.
My new plan is that I'll wake up on Saturday and take care of all my laundry and other stuff before Paul wakes up. Granted, today is shot, because I think I'll literally be doing laundry until I go to sleep. Holy crap, I have a ton of clothes! If I had one wish it would be for a house cleaning fairy. Well, that's not really true, I would use one wish in a much better way, but it sure would be nice!!!
The dryer is buzzing, so off I go. Think a happy cleaning thought for me.